Like most people in the world, I applaud the death of the architect responsible for 9/11. The details are pretty interesting, he was staying in a compound that had no cell coverage. This reminds me of driving down the 405 near LAX, this leaves you somewhat out of touch. In Bin Laden's case, it could cost you your life.
I am in awe at our President's demeanor and planning. This plot involved much more than the CIA, we need to add in AT&T, Mike Myers, Piers Morgan, Prince Andrew and Donald Trump.
As a bow tied Obama joked at the White House Correspondents dinner a helicopter provided by "The Donald" carried soldiers in the darkness to go Soprano on Public enemy #1.
It ends up a few weeks before, Trump had agreed to jump start the ruse using the "Birther" controversy to side track the media. Trump then ordered ex-Apprentice Piers Morgan to contact Prince Andrew delaying the wedding ceremony by a few hours. Skip back to the Correspondents Dinner.
Pre-event, President Obama displayed his official birth certificate declawing the Hairman of the Board's campaign. He's kind of nuts, but not crazy. What people don't realize is the Trump took a bullet for Obama in order to kill Bin Laden, he is truly an American Hero. During the Correspondents dinner, Mike Myers really turned on the heat joking about Trump being a joke candidate for president. Trump stared him down like pork chop…man what an actor.
To add fuel to the fire all the women in England wore goofy hats, now everyone was fully distracted. Trumps team of Apprentice assassins removed the moon, strapped on night goggles and silently assassinated the bane of our existence and delivered him to the sharks. Damn! Then they destroyed the distressed Trump chopper, restored AT&T coverage and walked home from Pakistan wearing Kardashian shape-up shoes.
Obama is doing a great job, but without Donald Trump he would not have to prove his mettle as a man. Thank you Donald, thank you. As a cartoonist I have to say I hope you run for president, Pawlenty doesn't have that Origami hair thing going, kind of boring.
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