The future holds amazing methods to distract us from driving and paying attention to the world around us. This involves 24/7 connectivity without the minor inconveniences of mouse clicking, reading or finger swipes. By 2020 "Ocular Technology" will seamlessly allow immediate access to unlimited information using a contact lense / satellite dish attached snugly to your iris.

You may remember that former Apple employee that left his secret iPhone in a bar. He was kidnapped and tortured by the Apple police before being demoted and fired. Since then he went to work for Rupert Murdoch with a chip on his shoulder so to speak. Unknown to many people, Murdoch secretly wants to control Apple to have access to Democratic App playing eyeballs and show them peroxide blondes talking conservative Malarkey. An ocular implant is the perfect vehicle if only they could make it wireless.

Murdoch had Skippy physically altered and arranged for him to get his job back in the testing lab at Apple. The inside skinny from Skippy is not about the iPhone 5 or the new MacBook Air. This one is top secret and is planned for 2020. It is called the iBall. The iBall will be a satellite dish contact lense with Cloud technology.

Skippy says that "think about it" will be the official marketing message. We will need no hardware, only an iBall to enable you to allow you to view the world through an Apple's eye. All you have to do is think about what when you want to watch a movie. the iBall takes over and shows it to your brain. Quite convenient. Of course you will have to upgrade to iOS Putty Tat and get a note from your doctor.

I may sound like an old buzzard but I still have an iPhone 3GS. Like many people I signed up for a two year plan. In the typical Apple phone cycle that could mean a number of different models could be released before I am literally off the hook.

The iPhone4 started funky, I wasn't willing to break my contract to get a phone with a possible antenna problem. Since I signed up, Verizon is now a choice and there are rumors of three new phones that should appear by early next year. It is a pretty safe bet that many people will find a new Apple device under their Christmas tree. This being the iPhone 5's & 6, new air, iPad3 etc.

So now the big decision is, "do I wait for the iBall in 2020?", get an iPhone 5?, wait for the 6? Verizon? AT&T?…Oh the choices.

I am out of contract and free to take my own digital path. I think I'll roll with Skippy's tip and get a 6 when it shows up. I hope Apple is making an iBall model that adjusts for Astigmatism and doesn't use a charging cable. I know this because they tried it on Skippy, the antenna seams to restrict his blinking and his eyes kind of glow yellow when he's thinking hard.

Man, that Murdoch is a tough boss, Jobs too.